It’s a lovely ring in the shape of a butterfly. If you hate butterflies, you should avoid this ring. However, if you think Sheila proved her point with pretty blue Kingman turquoise stones then you should probably get this ring. Even if you hate butterflies.

Who hates butterflies anyway? If you do, you're a miserable person. They’d have to be, quite possibly, the one thing on earth no one hates. I’m almost willing to gamble. One sec. Okay, so I just checked Google, and apparently, there’s a thing called lepidopterophobia -- which is a fear of butterflies and moths. If you’re part of this community, I’d like to apologize for my insensitivity to your plight? Condition? I don’t know. But I do have a question: If you are genuinely afraid of them, why are you looking at them? I’m afraid of spiders. I don’t go around the internet clicking on spider stuff. “Let me find as much spider-related content as I can” isn’t something I say to myself. I say a lot of silly things to myself, but this has never been it.

Anyway, I went off the rails there. This is a wonderful ring unless you are lepidopterophobic (my editor is telling me this isn’t a word -- is it?). If you are, close this now my friend. This is not the ring for you. This is nightmare fuel. For the rest of us? Cue up Madonna's Holiday and let’s celebrate!