If you don’t have a fear of large jewelry, you may like this piece. It’s by Lorenzo Juan and sports three large blue stones. It’s essentially 3 large rings turned into an even larger ring. Which must be an absolute nightmare for people who are afraid of jewelry (kosmemophobia). For me, that’s like 3 spiders becoming one large mega-spider. There’s nothing good about that.

For the rest of us, this is a dream come true. It’s a chance to sport a masterful work of art on our person. And the best part about wearing masterful art is that it turns you into a masterful work of art. You’re already a work of art, but the right pieces are accents. It becomes the pearl earring in Vermeer’s painting Girl with a Pearl Earring. It becomes a dragon tattoo in David Fincher’s The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. It’ll be your long ring in <insert_name_here> with the Long Turquoise Ring. 

Get this ring and be the star of your own movie, I guess is my point? I don’t know. Sometimes I get lost in a stream of consciousness writing this stuff. If you can’t tell, I’m not a professional copywriter. Do not hire me to write your marketing copy. “She’s talking about spiders again!” I’d probably get fired. But before I do, I’d get this ring and it would be fine. Only go places where you’re welcome and only do things you love. I’m welcome here (It’s 100% spider free!) and I love this (I get to wear jewelry I like and be silly? Sign me up twice!).

Anyway, it’s a nice ring. Get it, wear it, be happy.